Zombie Wedding Pictures

Let’s all be honest with each other, my friends. Nobody likes going to weddings. Not unless you’re one of the ones getting married. Or maybe if it’s your bestie getting married. Maybe one of your kids. Otherwise, we all just go out of obligation, don’t we? Sure, we wish the happy couple well. Sure, we’re honored that they thought highly enough of us to invite us to their special day. But can anybody honestly say weddings are any fun? Unless somebody gets liquored up and there’s a fight. Or unless there are zombies.

The young couple in this picture: I don’t know if their actual wedding was awesome or not, but their wedding PICTURES are blissfully badass. They chose to add zombies. Thus what would have been just another set of generic photographs of a smiling couple became something so much more. I don’t know these people. But I can tell just from looking at these pics that we’d get along fine. Bravo, young newlyweds! Well done, wedding photographer person! Bully for you, Photoshopper! (I surmise some of those pics were photoshopped.) And my deepest sympathies to all the “normal” family members who had no choice but to go along with it all!

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of Evil Cheez Productions ( - - specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. And he really likes vampires and werewolves. Like, a LOT.