Zombie Movie ‘Maggie’ Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets a Release Date

“It’s been several months since we last heard word on the Arnold Schwarzenegger-starring MAGGIE…”

This is so exciting: I love me some Ah-Nold, and I love my zombie movies, –and as far as I’m concerned, we are overdue for an Arnold Schwarzenegger zombie movie. Doesn’t it seem like something that should have happened a long time ago? Anyway, this is called a “zombie drama”. There is a zombie apocalypse, there are zombies, and there is Arnold, but that’s actually going to take a backseat to a more emotional story.

Maggie is the daughter of Arnold’s character; she’s a sweet, lively girl, infected with the zombie virus. Rather than blow her head off or bash her brains in right away, which is the custom among most zombie apocalypse survivor-types, Arnold brings her home to spend the last of her time with her family. It’s going to be a total sob-fest, but I’m ready for it. It’s being released in theaters May 8. See you there, guys!