The Curse of The Website and The Zombie Tsunami

I write content for several websites–,,,, and this one you are presently visiting. Of them all, only one has consistently given me problems. Problems of a technical variety, that is. And that’s this one. For some reason only the tech gods could know, the zombies site refuses to behave like the other ones. Fortunately the problems have mostly been minor ones, but still, many minor problems can add up to one big headache. Recently a friend informed me that the site had stopped displaying all my recent content. The last post it was displaying was one I made last summer. I alerted the powers-that-be and the issue was fixed (for now), but I don’t know how long, exactly, the site had been doing that. I don’t visit the site as an outsider, and from the inside, my side of things, everything looked fine and dandy.

What this means, if in fact the backlog has been going on for some time, is that you, our readers, are in for a deluge of zombie articles. They will all be posting at once. We obliterated the dam and all the juicy zombie content is pouring out at once. You’ve got some catching up to do in your reading, that’s for sure. And if something like the logjam happens to occur again, shoot me a line and let me know. I haven’t abandoned you. I honestly didn’t know about it. I provide a new zombie-related article every week. It’s just that this site doesn’t always want to show them to you.

The site is cursed. I’ve just accepted it. I don’t know why, but it is. You gotta watch those zombies. They just don’t know how to behave.

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of Evil Cheez Productions ( - - specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. And he really likes vampires and werewolves. Like, a LOT.