Check out the legs on that cadaver!

Check out these flesh and blood skintight leggings from

These could mess a fella up!

A few years ago, my theatre company EVIL CHEEZ PRODUCTIONS staged a version of FRANKENSTEIN featuring a FEMALE monster, who managed to look sexy despite all the monster make-up, fake scars and stitches. In the laboratory scene, she rose from the table wearing little more than strips of bandages. One night, she tripped over those bandages and fell. Completely in keeping with the character, not yet able to walk—but her bandages shifted and she gave the audience a glimpse of her (non-scarred) lady parts. There was one boy of ten or eleven seated front row, center. We joked that this kid hit puberty during our show, but that he would, for the remainder of his life, get an erection when he drove past grisly traffic accidents. THAT is the way these zombie tights could mess a guy up, linking sex and gore.

A lady can now wrap her shapely legs in flesh-and-blood tights, giving the impression that she’s been skinned. A hetero male will automatically notice the proper shape of the legs and buttocks on display, but while his libido is appreciating these, his mind will also be taking in that the woman is denuded—and not in a good way! Yikes!

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of Evil Cheez Productions ( - - specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. And he really likes vampires and werewolves. Like, a LOT.