Are you prepared for Zombie-geddon?


I always find it humorous in movies like SHAUN OF THE DEAD, whenever there’s a zombie apocalypse taking place, it’s always the geeks who fare the best, because they know what to do. The “normal” folks are pretty much up the creek without the necessary means of propulsion. So how prepared would YOU be, if today a returning space probe started seeding the world with radiation and causing the recently deceased to become all energetic and aggressive? Are you up for the challenge, or would you be a meal waiting to happen for the hungry hordes? Take this quiz and test your zombie awareness.

Most of the questions are no-brainers, really. (Pause. Wait for the bad pun to settle in. Listen for the groans. Okay. Moving on.) I doubt any of you will have any problems getting all the answers correct. Be careful, though, as there are a couple of trick questions. For example, voodoo curses ARE a common cause of zombie uprisings, but watching Nicolas Cage movies could also be a factor, if the exposure is prolonged. Read each question carefully, and remember to give the BEST answer—not the funniest.

By TheCheezman

WAYNE MILLER is the owner and creative director of Evil Cheez Productions ( - - specializing in theatrical performances and haunted attractions. He has written, produced and directed over a dozen plays, most of them in the Horror and Crime genres. And he really likes vampires and werewolves. Like, a LOT.