THE WALKING DEAD made him do it!

Things definitely took a left turn at Albuquerque. After a marathon viewing of THE WALKING DEAD, 23-year-old New Mexico resident Damon Perry murdered his friend, Christopher Paquin, also 23. The murder weapon—er, weaponS? Sharp-edged objects. Could they be a little more specific? How about a guitar and a microwave oven? THAT’S specific. This case would be funny if someone hadn’t actually lost his life. (Okay, it’s still a little bit funny. I just feel guilty for finding it so.)

From the report: “Perry told investigators he had been drinking large amounts of alcohol when his friend began to ‘change into a zombie.’” Large amounts of alcohol? You don’t say! I’m betting there were some other chemicals involved, too. Exactly how drunk does a person have to get to become convinced that his buddy is a zombie, and then start grabbing anything that isn’t nailed down to bludgeon him to death? You know, obviously these freedom-restricting, First Amendment-hating wannabe censors like One Million Moms have been right all along. Shows like TWD really ARE dangerous. That, or this guy was just an idiot. One or the other.

source: www.independent.co.uk