Black Friday Zom-pocalypse

Or I could subtitle this article “Zombies need their quality athletic footwear, too!” They would if they were the fast-running kind of zombies from 28 DAYS LATER or the DAWN […]

Censors attack THE WALKING DEAD

I’m a little behind on this one, but whatevs. The critical assault against THE WALKING DEAD was directed specifically at the season premier of a few weeks back, but there […]

Zombies Take Chi-Town

According to research provided by some place called Argonne National Laboratory (never heard of ‘em), it would take zombies just 60 days to completely decimate Chicago. The Windy City can […]

Zombies are Offensive? Get real!

I try to maintain proper perspective. I remind myself that Socrates was penning his hand-wringing concerns over the youth of the day—“I just don’t know what’s to become of society!”—well […]

WWE Zombies

I used to be a HUGE wrestling mark, growing up. In fact the use of the term “mark” to denote a “fan” is only one homage carrying over from my […]

Zombie Rampage in Kent

The hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent was not a zombie but a werewolf, and I do confess that if I were to take a trip to jolly old […]